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Join the  Phillip Island Aquatic Centre Fund and help secure a pool for your community.


If you would like to be involved in finally, building the Phillip Island Aquatic Centre join our committee or become a member, you can contact the Secretary pmc99110@bigpond.net.au or www.piac.org.au to obtain a form to fill in.


PHILLIP ISLAND AQUATIC CENTRE FUND INC

Phone:- 0418533256

or

email :- pmc99110@bigpond.net.au

www.piac.org.au

P.O. Box 808

Cowes VIC

3922






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Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: BUTTER-fly!


Q: Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?
A: They didn't like meets!


Q: Why do you keep doing the backstroke?

A: I've just had lunch and don't want to swim on a full stomach.


If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?


Why should you never swim on a full stomach? Because it's easier to swim in water!


When I was a child, I swam at a pool that had the sign


"Welcome to our _OOL, Notice there is no "P" in it. We'd like to keep it that way".